Cheney to Speak
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that Fox News has announced that Dick Cheney will speak with Britt Hume tonight. Your Maximum Leader hasn’t chimed in on Dick Cheney shooting Harry Wittington over the weekend for a number of reasons. First off, out of some respect for Mr. Wittington. Your Maximum Leader hopes he recovers fully. Secondly, what can your Maximum Leader say that hasn’t already been said.
Of course, your Maximum Leader would recommend that Britt Hume wear a flak jacket and a face shield during the interview tonight. You can’t ever tell what Dick might do if things start to go badly…
Carry on.