Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader just has to repudiate one thing mentioned by on of his ministers in an earlier post. To rebut the phrase “Boys don’t make passes at girls who are fascists” your Maximum Leader presents: Alessandra Mussolini. Her father is Romano Mussolini (Benito’s son) and mother is Sophia Loren’s sister. Not a bad pedigree (so to speak).

For photos of Alessandra click: here, here, here, and here (not work safe).

Carry on.