Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is boycotting his blog today.

Until he gets a full amnesty, citizen benefits, and the respect due him as a toiling labourer, he will continue to show his solidarity with the legions of undocumented immigrants protesting around the US today. Writing a blog isn’t easy work. If it were easy then regular Americans would want to do it. Indeed, your Maximum Leader toils on this site day after day and doesn’t recieve even minimum wage payment for his services.

Oh yes… And while your Maximum Leader is protesting he should add the following chants. Down with Bush! No blood for oil! Stop McChimpy Haliburton! Viva La Revolucion!

And, of course, (lighters out)… Freebird! Freeeeeeeebiiiiiiird!

Carry on.