Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that Pope Benedict XVI has put John Paul II on the fast track to sainthood.

Whew! That is quick. Without trying to be disrepectful… The body is hardly cold in the ground.

Anyhow… There needs to be a miracle attributed to prayer for John Paul’s intercession before he can be beatified. Generally the miracle needed is one of a medical condition that is healed without doctors being able to explain the cure.

Your Maximum Leader will begin praying for the Smallholder to be less squishy and more conservative. If that miracle occurs, he will start working on the Minister of Propaganda…

Carry on.