Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader wanted to doff his bejeweled floppy hat towards the great Pulitzer-prize winning Jeff. Jeff, yesterday published one of the best paragraphs of prose your Maximum Leader’s read in a long time. Allow him to reprint it in full:

… Please note I don’t hate all Muslims, just the ones who hang rape victims & stone gays & fly airplanes into the sides of buildings & blow themselves up in supermarkets & restaurants & police stations, as well as the vast & teeming hordes whose inscrutable silence tolls like a dirge for the sleep of reason & who dwell like medieval pilgrims in this modern world.

That is magnificent. Your Maximum Leader read over (and even spoke aloud) the line: “The vast and teeming hordes whose inscrutable silence tolls like a dirge for the sleep of reason…”

Excellent.

Carry on.