Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader wants to know something… What would possess otherwise attractive women to get massive tattoos all over their lower back? Really. Your Maximum Leader would like to know. He’s seen lots of tattoos around here this week. It has gotten so bad that he’s reserving judgement on the overall attractiveness of a woman until he gets a good look at her and checks her out for the huge tattoo over her arse.

Frankly all large tattoos on the front, back, arm, or leg are unslightly. Your Maximum Leader can overlook some tattoos. Generally the ones that are under 2 x 2 inches square…

Carry on.