Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader’s faux-bachelor days are ending. Although he doesn’t know precisely when. He has not yet heard from Mrs. Villain on when she will be returning to the Villainschloss.

Depending on how you wanted to read that, this could be a very good or very bad turn of events. Very good in that maybe she will spend another day at the beach and give your Maximum Leader one more day on his own. Or very bad in that she never wants to see your Maximum Leader ever again.

Actually, your Maximum Leader is pretty sure it is for former and not the latter. But on the off chance it is the latter loyal minions who would like to apply to be the Villainous Consort are welcome to apply directly. All vitas and photos will be held in strictest confidence until such time as a position becomes available…

Well… Last night your Maximum Leader went to the final game of the LA Dodgers v. Washington Nationals series. In case you didn’t hear about it, the Nats demolished the Dodgers 7-0. It was great to be there. But once again little things annoyed your Maximum Leader. Like the concessions stands all around his section being out of pizza in the sixth inning. (They had some by the 7th, but he couldn’t have cared then.) And not a single vendor having a fitted home cap in size 7 3/8. Not one. They really need to work on their logistics.

Anhyho…

Tonight your Maximum Leader had planned on getting some crab cakes and corn for dinner. But since Monday didn’t go well with crab cakes he’s decided to get chinese from his favourite place in town. And if he is lucky he can flirt shamelessly with the owner of the restaurant.

Then hours and hours of Rome:Total War are in order. Surprisingly, he hasn’t played a single computer game this week. He thought he might sneak some in at some point, but its not happened yet.

Humm… He might actually give Mrs. Villain a call and see when she’ll be back. He does actually miss her and his villainous offspring quite a bit.

Carry on.