Baby Federline Born
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maxmum Leader sees that the hottest story on the news wire right now appears to be Britney’s baby.
Yes. Britney violated the laws of God and Nature and reproduced with a complete waste of DNA. Now their baby boy has been brought into the world. No update on the name. The article says Preston was one choice. Some other tabloid article a while back suggested Vegas as a name.
Either way the kid will be screwed up.
Carry on.