Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader would like to thank Lemuel for this quiz.

take the WHAT BAD BOOK ARE YOU test.


and go to mewing.net. not as good as reading a good book, but way better than a bad one.

Actually, your Maximum Leader likes “Heart of Darkness.” He’s read it a few times. It always entertains him. It is so short that one couldn’t really consider it all that awful. Awful books normally are quite long (in your Maximum Leader’s experience at any rate). He was honestly hoping to be Beowulf. Which your Maximum Leader really did dislike when he had to read it in high school (or whenever). It was awful. Although your Maximum Leader is told that there is a pretty good version of it recently done by Seamus Heaney. It is a verse translation with Heaney’s work on one page and the original Anglo-Saxon on the facing page. Your Maximum Leader has seen it in Borders and thumbed through it a little. It didn’t seem to bad actually…

Carry on.