Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the Crack Young Staff of The Hatemonger’s Quarterly has returned. And they have gone and made your Maximum Leader get all teary-eyed and having a Sally Field moment. They liked your Maximum Leader. They really liked him.

Quite honestly, your Maximum Leader is humbled to be named an honorary member of the Crack Young taff. It is a privledge to be so recognized. The Hatemonger’s Quarterly is one of the finest “weblogs” on the internet. They put up only one post a day, but it is always excellent. It was a pleasure to fill in while the CYS moved to their new digs. And he is waiting anxiously for the winner of the Bumper Sticker Contest.

Carry on.