Ave Smallholder!
Belated congratulations on the emergence of your offspring (and that tasty, tasty placenta, which I assume didn’t go to waste, yes?)!
Here– Gollum has a commemorative haiku for you. Can he hold the baby?
OK, G– take it away!
Uncle Gollum’s here!
Let me hold you close and AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!
you… bit… my… Preciooooooooooousssss!!
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