Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must say, he likes JohnL’s style… Who needs democracy when you know the will of the people? So when the people seem to be going astray, just close the voting and declare yourself a winner. And so it goes, Ardala wins.

Even the Commissar got involved in the “democratic” exercise. He declared that the woolly beasts were attempting to use their influence to determine the outcome. And when you tamper with the will of the people, that means Show Trial.

Now JohnL has a new Sci-Fi babes poll. The women of Space 1999. Damn. How your Maximum Leader used to love that show. This is going to be a tough one for him too. While he does like the dark mysterious alien Maya, Yasko is also alluring. Your Maximum Leader must say that he takes no preference and thinks that minions should vote their conscience.

Carry on.