Arafat “Missed the Chance for Peace”
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader just saw another in a seemingly inexhaustable stream of headlines about Yassir Arafat. This one read: Clinton Says Arafat Missed the Chance for Peace.
Well Mr. President, your Maximum Leader has got to tell you. Arafat didn’t miss the chance for peace. Arafat never wanted peace and thus never saw a chance to miss.
Carry on.