Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that Japanese women are “bitter at Valentines chocolate duty.”

Heh. D’ja gettit? Bitter… Chocolate… Completely hillarious…

Anyhoo…

Japanese women are upset that they have to buy chocolate for the men in teir lives on Valentine’s Day. Welcome to the Western World sister! Your Maximum Leader feels your pain at spending outragous amounts of money on candy and flowers. But the western liberal democratic capitalist systems laughs at you! Hah!

That being said… Your Maximum Leader spend $81US on Valentine’s Day gifts for Mrs. Villain and the Villainettes. Sad really. Your Maximum Leader supposes he deserves to be labeled as going “Vichy” on the V-Day. Thanks Robbo. You know how to hurt your Maximum Leader…

Carry on.