Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw this on Kim Du Toit’s site and decided to give it a go.

Do you have the guts to take the honest bloggers-only quiz? Your Maximum Leader always has the guts to take a pansy quiz.

1. With which political party do you typically agree? Republican

2. For which political party do you typically vote? Republican (but your Maximum Leader has voted for a number of Democrats)

3. Name the last five people for whom you voted for president? George H.W. Bush (88 & 92), Bob Dole (96), George W. Bush (00).

4. Which party do you think is smarter about the economy? Republican

5. Which party do you think is smarter about domestic affairs? Republican

6. Do you think we should keep our troops in Iraq or pull them out? Keep them in and transfer more power to new Iraqi government.

7. Who, or what country, do you think is most responsible for 9/11? Osama Bin Laden and other wicked Islamofacists. Most Arab nations are somewhat culpable for allowing a climate to exist where terror can flourish.

8. Do you think we will find weapons of mass destruction in iraq? Not in large quantities. But we will find more evidence of their presence. Like the sarin filled artillery shells from last week.

9. Yes or no, should the u.s. legalize marijuana? Yes.

10. Do you think the republicans stole the last presidental election? No.

11. Do you think bill clinton should have been impeached because of what he did with monica lewinski? Are you asking if Clinton should have lost his job for an affair? No. He should have lost his job for lying under oath in a criminal investigation.

12. Do you think hillary clinton would make a good president? No

13. Name a current democrat who would make a great president: I can’t think of one who would make a great president. But your Maximum Leader believes Joe Lieberman is tolerable.

14. Name a current republican who would make a great president: Again, that call to greatness is a problem. Your Maximum Leader still likes geeky Steve Forbes on the economy. Also liked Phil Gramm of Texas.

15. Do you think that women should have the right to have an abortion? Your Maximum Leader believes that abortions should be illegal with very few exceptions.

16. What religion are you? Not really any. Your Maximum Leader was raised Roman Catholic. But his religious views are now closer to Orthodox Judiasm.

17. Have you read the Bible all the way through? Not all the way through. There might be some books of the Old Testament he hasn’t read. Ruth? Judit? Can’t recall.

18. What’s your favorite book? Too many to name. But since it is a pointed question… Right now your Maximum Leader would have to say Shogun by James Clavell. He has read that book about 10 times in the past ten years.

19. Who is your favorite band? Favorite performer? Cowboy Junkies and Elvis respectively.

20. Who do you think you’ll vote for president in the next election? Bush. But mainly voting against Kerry. Which is how most of your Maximum Leader’s votes have gone recently. Lesser of evils and all.

21. On what website did you first see this? Kim Du Toit

That done… Your Maximum Leader bids you,

Carry on.