A reason not to travel to France.
RETRACTION!: Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must alert you to that which you likely already know. The attack referred to in this blog post is a hoax. Your Maximum Leader thought he might just delete the post, but decided against it in favour of the retraction.
Carry on.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader provides you with a stomach turning link. Gang Attacks Mother on Paris Train. Let us hope that the French people do mobilize against anti-semetic attacks.
Carry on.