Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is well acquainted with the Minister of Agriculture’s love of science. With that in mind, your Maximum Leader will now produce a proof that will logically demonstrate some of the Smallholder’s behaviour.

Cows in fields discourage people from having sex in those fields.
Smallholder has felds with cows in them.
Smallholder is a person.
Smallholder doesn’t have sex in the fields with cows.

QED

Carry on.