More silly Quizzes.

Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was surfing some of the blogs he tries to keep up with on a regular basis. I don’t know what prompted me to click through and take this quiz. But according to it your Maximum Leader is a Vampire.

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You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.

“And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again.”

Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.

As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very gronded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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I don’t know if this is a good thing to be. But it might explain my liking of Dracula movies. And while your Maximum Leader is discussing Dracula movies…

On Halloween night your Maximum Leader started back to the Villainschloss and decided to stop at his favourite restaurant for a cocktail with friends. After a nice Glenfiddich on the rocks, he returned to the Villainschloss. When he arrived he found that Mrs Villain and the Villainettes had departed for some sort of Halloween festivity. So, he went to the bar and poured himself another scotch to drink while he watched Bela Lugosi’s Dracula. Then, he poured himself another drink to have during Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula. And the scotch flowed easily into the Maximum Leader’s glass. Mrs. Villain and the Villainettes returned. Your Maximum Leader showed the Villainettes to bed and was joined by Mrs. Villain to watch the last bit of Dracula. Your Maximum Leader had, by this point, officially had quite a few Glenfiddich on the rocks. When the movie ended, Mrs. Villain retired to the bedchamber, and your Maximum Leader channel surfed for a moment. While surfing, he was able to find Dracula has Risen from the Grave with Christopher Lee - and made by Hammer Films. If you chanced to read this site on Halloween, you would have caught your Maximum Leader fondly reminiscing about the Hammer Dracula films. Well, being a wee bit tipsy, your Maximum Leader decided to stagger over to the ole PC and log into Amazon. Whereupon he promptly purchased four of the Hammer Dracula films (and Innocent Blood with Anne Parillaud). Needless to say, your Maximum Leader had forgotten this by morning and was shocked to see the Autoconfirm E-mail in his mailbox the next morning. Moral of this story: Turn off modem before drinking and becoming covetous.

Well, until next year, this will be my last post concerning Dracula, vampires, or Halloween.

Carry on my minions.

The best 404 error ever!

Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was taking some time out from watching football today and decided to peruse the web. He started by reading the Poet Laureate’s poem. And, as always, your Maximum Leader thanks his official poet for raising the scatological humour level of this website. After the poem, your Maximum Leader decided to read some Mr. Cranky movie reviews to see how bad Kill Bill Vol 1 might be. While surfing the Mr. Cranky site (link at left under title “Movie Reviews“) he happened to get this, the best “404 Page Not Found” error message ever. Many of you might not know that you can customize your 404 messages. Obviously, Mr. Cranky has done so to great effect. Here it is:

The freaking page cannot be freaking found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, entered the federal witness relocation program, or gone on a bender in Tijuana.

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Please try the following:

If you habitually bang on the keyboard with both open palms like a drunken macaque, try using just your index fingers to type.

Open the home page, then sit in your cubicle bleating helplessly until an irritated coworker comes to your aid.
Did you look under the couch cushions? It’s shocking, really, what can make its way into those dank recesses.
HTTP 404 - File gone horribly awry
Internet Frustration Services

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Wasn’t that great? I thought it was. Thanks again Mr. Cranky for putting a little laughter into your Maximum Leader’s day.

Carry on.

just doing my job as Poet Laureate

HOMELESS AND DISSOLUTE

I find the taste
of fresh toothpaste
a grand delight when I

do have the time
to crack my spine
and piss all down my thighs

the pretty lass
with juicy ass
she loves to bring me food

she doesn’t know
that far below
my prick doth feel like wood

the sun goes down
a sleeping town
returns to bed anew

I shit my pants
and do a dance
because that’s what men do.

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